Or, posit this….I have shaved off 89% of this awesome Beard and if you bid and win this sweet Beard, I will donate the proceeds to Breast Cancer Awareness. It hits close to home. My mom had quitre the scare with it, and HER mother passed away from it.
Im not one for huge causes, but i contribute whenever I can. I will even take donations.
Though there is no object in my Beard, there is a lot of love and support for the cause.
Please PayPal all donations to firstname.lastname@example.org. The biggest donation after 5 days will win my BEARD. All donations will be contributed to The National Breast Cancer Foundation.
Please give me 6 more months to grow back my awesome Beard for more amazing Beard posts.