two sharpies tuesday.

What’s better than one Sharpie in your Beard?

Two.

You never know when one will kick the bucket.

Probably from the goddamn Pig SARS, Swine Flu and Hog Cancers.

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lasers.

Pew! Pew! Pew!

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admiral ackbar.

Indeed my little Mon Calamarian friend….

 

It’s a trap.

 

A Bearded trap.

 

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chopsticks.

After a long day of putting stuff in my Beard, i like to hunker down and enjoy a delicious, hearty smathering of sushi.

 

After i lost to the addiciton to put things in my Beard, Lauren and Robin were there to snap these pics.

 

 

chop

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Staples.

They hold it together….

They bind it all…

They are….

Beard Staples.

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Breakfast Fork.

This is a fork i found on my desk that was most likely used for breakfast foods.

 

No…it isnt clean.

 

I commit big, holmes.

 

Its for the Beards.

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A Goat.

The first stuff i put in my Beard is an obvious selection.

 

The Goat.

 

This little fella lives on my desk  and is named Professor Cheevers.

 

He keeps me company, and i keep him warm with my Beard.

 

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