What’s better than one Sharpie in your Beard?
Two.
You never know when one will kick the bucket.
Probably from the goddamn Pig SARS, Swine Flu and Hog Cancers.
You look nice today! So do your sharpies!
P.I.G H.I.V. Killed my P.E.N. Shar.P.E
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Stuff in Mick's Beard 
You look nice today! So do your sharpies!
P.I.G H.I.V. Killed my P.E.N. Shar.P.E